Blender: Worst Lyricists in Rock (09/2007)

40 • Anthony Kiedis
The Buddhist in the frat house.

If Jim Morrison had done yoga and strutted onstage with a sock on his dick, he’d have been the Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman. While Kiedis is often facile (“American equality has always been sour/An attitude I would like to devour”), he’s also lapsed into downright evil: “Fuck ’em just to see the look on their face.”
Worst lyric: “Psychic spies from China/Try to steal your mind’s ­elation/Little girls from Sweden/Dream of silver screen quotations/And if you want these kind of dreams/It’s Californication” (“Californication”)
Bonus Worser lyric: “Intercourse with a porpoise/Is a dream for me/Hell-bent on inventing/A new species/Bust my britches/Bless my soul/I’m a freak of nature/Walking totem pole” (“Nobody Weird Like Me”)

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4 Responses to Blender: Worst Lyricists in Rock (09/2007)

  1. Tina Priddy McKim says:

    Wrong !!

  2. sally sturman says:

    Yes wrong!!! :O

  3. Sierra says:

    SO WRONG, HE’S ONE OF THE BEST LYRICISTS EVER!

  4. Amy says:

    Waa so wrong!! the best ever would be more like it!!

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